A Catty Commentary on Kim Kardashian’s Hawt Bikini Styles! A Tongue-in-Cheek Article.
No one knows her bikini look more than reality star and fashion mogul Kim Kardashian. In fact, she adores her bikini clad bod so much that you’d see her flaunting her bikini look every chance she gets. She lounges by the pool side. She sunbathes like a sultry cat on lounge chairs, wades into the pool or the beach without getting her fab blow-out and sultry smoky eye and nude lip wet. While most Hollywood celebrities who unwind by the beach rise from the waters like something the cat dragged in sans make-up, Kim simply flips her brown mane and sashays pool side, or beach side. So, we’ve come to the conclusion that Kim hies to the pool or beach NOT to swim but to display her well-endowed assets in countless bikinis for photo ops that would have us envying her voluptuous shape.
We don’t envy her, really. We may pore over her countless bikini shots and look for a roll of fat or a hint of stretch marks on her behind with laser vision, but it doesn’t mean that we’re peeved. We’re simply more analytical about celebrity flaws. After all, she IS hot smack in the limelight. If she does a turn for the paparazzi, steps out for every Hollywood event dressed to the nines, wears matchy-matchy outfits with current beau Kanye West for the cameras, she wouldn’t mind being under the microscope of countless ladies meaning to snatch her bikini style. Would she? But, we’ve got to grudgingly hand it to her, no one can wear a bikini like Kim Kardashian, and she knows it. She’s been rubbing our faces in it ever since her appearance on the reality television sphere. This time around, we’re taking her bikini looks apart with claws unsheathed.
We don’t envy her, really. We may pore over her countless bikini shots and look for a roll of fat or a hint of stretch marks on her behind with laser vision, but it doesn’t mean that we’re peeved. We’re simply more analytical about celebrity flaws. After all, she IS hot smack in the limelight. If she does a turn for the paparazzi, steps out for every Hollywood event dressed to the nines, wears matchy-matchy outfits with current beau Kanye West for the cameras, she wouldn’t mind being under the microscope of countless ladies meaning to snatch her bikini style. Would she? But, we’ve got to grudgingly hand it to her, no one can wear a bikini like Kim Kardashian, and she knows it. She’s been rubbing our faces in it ever since her appearance on the reality television sphere. This time around, we’re taking her bikini looks apart with claws unsheathed.
- She makes an entrance that’s supposed to be unprepared and candid. But everything from the faraway gaze, sexy pout, and runway walk screams posed. As for that orange bikini with chain details, well, she just loves those details, doesn’t she? And how dare she flaunt the fact that she’s shaped like…THAT! She’s too womanly for her own good.
photo credits: kimkardashiansource.net - There she goes again, walking along the beach, with dry hair. She probably has no plans to mess up her thick long tresses and smoky eye shadow with nude lip. Seriously? Who wears a smoky eye by the beach? And that bikini is too purple. Who cares that it has understated pink details? Or that it’s a mod and sophisticated look? One thing’s for sure, she’s got hips for child-bearing.
photo credits: yeeeah.com - If that isn’t a studied pose, I wouldn’t know what isn’t. That’s classic bikini bombshell right there. And she pulls it out on demand for the waiting paparazzi. Doesn’t she get tired of being photographed in every bikini she has in her wardrobe? How often has she worn that orange bikini with gold clasps as details? Once? We get it. She has a gazillion bikinis she looks fabulous in and there will be more at the height of summer.
photo credits: thestallseat.com - Braids, full make-up, and a bikini with white, studded details complete this glamazon bikini look. We’re so glad she’s squinting against the glare of the sun and paparazzi cameras popping one after the other. Those paparazzi can’t get enough of her. But we’ve about had enough of her bikinis. Does she have one for every minute of the day? And though she’s squinting, she looks prepared for the cameras, don’t you think? She can’t look that good first thing in the morning, or can she?
photo credits: gotceleb.com - It looks like she has false eyelashes on here. We guess she has no plans to take a dip. It’s another photo op to show off her curves in a sparkly plus mesh bikini that seems to be the rage this summer. She knows exactly what bikini to wear, and when to wear it. Does she have a bikini genie telling her what to wear at the beach? Because she never goes wrong with a bikini! We wonder if she exited her mom’s, Chris Jenner’s womb, wearing a bikini.
photo credits: blogger.com - Kim in a coral animal print bikini predictably attracts the attention of the paparazzi. And she knows it. The ponytail and the pink nails are cleverly crafted to draw attention to her latest bikini acquisition. Is there more where that came from? Because, google “Kim Kardashian” and you’ll see a gazillion bikini images. Those and the latest paparazzi shots of her and beau Kanye West’s matchy-matchy fashion outfits.
photo credits: clickinsta.com - “She wore an itsy-bitsy, teenie-weenie, tie-dyed purple bikini.” That would be the lyrics to the song if Brian Hyland would have sung it in awe of Kim K’s bikini bod, but the syllables would have missed a beat. Her bikini clad bod has been on countless pages of magazines that when you see a beach image you wonder why she’s not in it with her bikini du jour. Enough of Kim’s bikini summer already. We can’t wait for fall.
photo credits: kimberly-kardashian.tumblr.com
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